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"You left me with a fire in my lips
and a hunger in my veins
that would make anyone forsake love."
Things I Never Got To Tell You, Part 28 (via venula)

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never pass up the opportunity to pet a dog

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We are an app development company.

Client: I cannot get the app build to work - it keeps asking me for a pin code.

Me: Shouldn’t be. Can you send a screenshot?

Client sends a screenshot of his iPhone lock screen asking to input his password.

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"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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It always creeps me out…




…that no matter


how close


you get


the pupil


seems to


devour light


like a black hole


it reflects no light

That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.

Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe

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